- You don't know your ethnicity, so every holiday is yours to celebrate!! St. Patty's Day - Check! Christmas - Check! Chanukah - Check! Cinco de Mayo - Check!
- You get to legally/ethically answer "I don't know" for loads of very personal questions, that most people don't want to disclose in the first place.
- You are a vital part of keeping the USPS still operating with the large number of birthday/holiday cards needed to be sent to your dozens (or hundreds) of siblings across the country/world.
- You keep DNA testing companies in business.
- You would greatly benefit from a frequent-buyer card with your choice paternity/siblingship DNA testing company.
- Your medical history is like a game of Russian Roulette....never know whatcha gonna get!
- Using words like "sperm" and "conception" on a first date are commonplace.
- First date?? Wait you need to get that DNA test first!
- You have an excuse for years of therapy.
- You can believe that your father is a celebrity...or a Super Hero (or Arnold Swarchenegger - HAHA) and not be thought of as having an overactive imagination.
Humor me, readers. Lets keep 'em coming, what are your best (or worst) perks of being donor conceived??
